By Sam Vincente Where are you from?
- my mother says I'm from heaven
- its a secret
- Guess
- Here
- I am Japanese
- do you know where (timtams, billabong, lamingtons, pavlova, crocodile dundee, steve irwin, kangaroos) come from?
What do you do?
- not much
- I'm a porn star
- porn, viagra, spam
- I'm a record breaker
- I'm a hand model, aren't my hands beautiful?
- I'm a traveler
- I'm a problem solver
- I'll do anything
- I invent words (nonversation, toiletries, pointful)
- mostly missionary, sometimes doggie style
How do you make money?
- my friends give it to me. Wanna be my friend?
- I rob banks
How old are you?
- guess
- 15
- I forget
- old enough to be your father - why are you out so late?
Where do you stay?
- you can't come home with me. i hardly know you
- I live in a tent near the beach, next to the public toilets
Do you have a girlfriend?
- hmm... only one
- I'm not married
- yes, several
- no, I have 8 but I'm looking for a 9th
I have a boyfriend
- (shrug)
- real or imaginary?
- its okay, I'm discreet
- that's cool, you'll have something to do when we're not together
- cool! he can like cook us dinner and stuff
- I can totally relate .. I have two kids
- I just met you and you're already telling me about your problems?
- eew gross. do you guys like make out and stuff? that's disgusting
- I don't care about your stupid boyfriend
Give me your number
- I don't give my number to strangers
- I don't actually know my number, let me call you
- I don't give my number out to girls I've haven't slept with.
you're such an asshole. I know, its fun
you're a jerk. You like jerks huh?
are you a liar? yes
where you with another girl? no. two other girls.
are you tired? I don't get tired
are you a good dancer? I'm awesome
this would never work I totally agree
why don't you (wash your car)? because I don't care
I'm not going home with you okay
why didn't you tell me? I wasn't sure you wanted to know
you lied to me sorry
why didn't you call me? because I didn't want to speak to you
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By Sam Vincente
- take my hand, I don't want you to get hit by a bus. its so messy
- what material is this? is it the same at the back?
- it doesn't count if there is no tongue
- it doesn't count if you're on holiday
- we're going to talk to a man about a dog
- we're going to watch my cat do backflips
- are you hungry?
- I have a blender
- I really need some food
- lets get take-out
- lets get out of here
- do you have your stuff?
- do you want to see my room?
- do you want to see my photos?
- do you like icecream?
- can I use your bathroom?
- can I grab a drink of water?
- Do you have aircon at your place?
- Show me your room. I need to see how dirty you are.
- I need to lie down for a couple of minutes. I'm exhausted.
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By Sam Vincente
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Actions
- tickle her
- tackle her
- chase her
- scare her
- pretend to be a crocodile
- pretend to be a vampire
- undo her bikini
- steal her phone
- shoulder ride / piggyback
- motorbike riding
- kiss her when she is sending an SMS
- tickle her when she is on the phone
- talk about sex
- dirty talk
- read to her
- sexy dancing
- restrain her
- blind fold her
- shave her pussy
- cheat on her with her pussy
- put her on a chain
- let her suck you 3 times
- teacher/student roleplay
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Lines
- you turn me on
- what turns you on?
- describe your dream man
- we better not fall in love
- do you want to kiss me?
- have you ever made out (in a church)?
- don't look at me like that
- don't look at my lips!
- shutup for a second. now kiss me
- do you want me?
- do you want to use a condom?
- you like that huh?
- try not to think about sucking my cock
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By Sam Vincente
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Lines
- are you okay?
- I didn't mean to scare you
- I just wanted to say hi
- are you comfortable?
- I feel really comfortable around you
- cool, I made a new friend
- its good that you're not a drunken slut like other girls.
- I was really nervous when I approached you
- I can't go home with you tonight
- I was chatting with my friends the other day...
- have you ever been in love?
- do you remember your first day at school?
- do you remember your childhood well?
- do you remember your first kiss?
- what makes you happy?
- what is home to you?
- what is security to you?
- what is your idea of romance?
- what is the story behind that (necklace)?
- who has been the biggest influence in your life?
- where are you at in your life right now?
- are your parents still together?
- do you get along with your parents?
- are you close to your siblings?
- do you believe in the perfect couple?
- hey, are you trying to kill me?
- you seem like someone worth staying in touch with
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Actions
- bounce locations
- share photos
- share food
- share music
- describe your apartment
- house tour
- future projections
- demonstrate vulnerability
- dance with a granny
- be social
- cooking
- language exchange
- alcohol
- sleeping no sex
Topics
- family
- friends
- relationships
- childhood
- dreams
- passions
- pets
- music
- movies
- sex
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By Sam Vincente For Her
- you're perfect for my brother
- we don't get on at all
- It would never work out between us
- you guys would make a great couple
- you're like my little sister
- You are trouble, I shouldn’t be talking to you
- nah, I like (asian) chicks
- i like small boobs
- you're silly
- too bad you're such a dork
- I only date smart girls
- I don't know if I can trust you
- I bet you are high maintenance
- you're cool, you can help me pick up chicks
- I leave next week, so you can't be my girlfriend.
- hey, hands off. this shit ain't free
- I don't want to be your facebook friend
- I can't give you my facebook because I know you want to stalk me
- you're such a good friend. we should be like (shopping) buddings
- You kind of remind me of my crazy ex-girlfriend.
- You remind me of my first love, We were so passionate, but she was wrong for me.
- if you're interesting you keep it pretty well hidden
- I thought you were adventurous
- I thought you were cool
- I can't date a smoker
- I can't date a drug user
Self-Disqualifiers
- I'm gay
- I'm really not your type
- I don't think I'm the right guy for you
- I'm not good boyfriend material
- I'm not really into casual sex
- don't worry, I don't want to be your boyfriend or anything
- good guys are hard to find
- OMG he's hot
- I’m much too high maintenance for you
- You need a nice guy you can walk all over.
- I have no principles and no money, you don't want to date me.
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By Sam Vincente Lines
- how am I going to remember you?
- what do you do that's creative?
- what makes you different from other girls?
- tell me three interesting things about yourself
- what are your three best qualities?
- what are your three worst qualities?
- what is your dream?
- what's your biggest achievement?
- if you could change one thing about your life what would it be?
- what makes Jenny Jenny?
- who were you in highschool?
- what do you have going for you besides your looks?
- have you ever been rejected?
- can you sing / cook / dance?
- what do you see?
- what do you like to eat?
- do you peel your mushrooms?
- do you ever have flying dreams?
- tell me a secret
- ask me something interesting
- do you like harry potter?
- what did you hate most about your ex boyfriends?
- what are the best things about your country?
- are you a good friend?
- dogs or cats?
- scary movie or romance?
- chocolate or vanilla?
- I like confident girls
- I like sexual girls
- I like girls who know what they want and aren't afraid to take it
- which building is yours?
- if you could go anywhere where would you go and why?
- how do your friends describe you?
- what languages do you speak?
- if you could be any animal, what would you be?
- what do you do for fun?
- do you smoke?
- do you like reading?
- what's your favourite book?
- what's your dream house?
- What's your favorite color?
- What's the name of this song?
- Is that your natural hair color?
- what would you do with 1 million dollars?
- on a scale of 1 to 10, how dirty are you?
- did you get into much trouble at school?
truth game questions
- have you ever cheated on an exam?
- have you ever cheated on your boyfriend?
- do you have a credit card debt?
- what was your first impression of me?
- most number of orgasms during sex?
- how often do you masturbate?
- what is your favorite sex position?
- say you die and go to heaven, what do you want to hear at the pearly gates?
- have you ever had a one night stand?
- do you want to have sex with me?
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By Sam Vincente
Lines
- you're so mean
- you're so rude
- is she *always* like this?
- are you retarded?
- are you going to rob me now?
- how many boyfriends do you have anyway?
- are you girls tourists or something?
- you have a lovely fake smile
- I'm a gentleman. I wouldn't do that.
- is she a former Nazi?
- how short are you?
- you look like trouble
- you dont get out enough
- she has a fetish
- sheesh, where is your off button?
- go sit on the corner and I'll bring you a bucket of crayon
- so you're one of THOSE girls
- were you a dork at school or something?
- how do you guys hang with this girl?
- you must have driven your parents crazy
- hello, I'm talking...
- only if you're really really nice to me and buy me cheesecake
- woah, that was like kissing my mom
- I've never kissed a girl, that's impolite
- it's not exactly my fault
- lets just be friends
- do you always give your phone number to strangers?
- don't be boring - funny question deserves a funny answer
- relax, I don't want anything from you
- I made a mistake with you
- I don't think we're a good couple
- you're too young for me
- do you always talk to gringos?
- you're so unromantic
- we don't have much in common
- I reckon you'd be a four ... (at kissing)
- eat a mandarin
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Actions
- throw food at her
- blow bubbles in her drink
- blow on her belly
- give her a nickname
- leave without saying goodbye
Topics
- her driving
- getting lost
- being robbed
- her bad grammar
- her being a heartbreaker
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By Sam Vincente
Lines
- I'm not that easy you know
- I don't drink
- I don't take drugs
- I'm a vegetarian
- I don't like to be negative about other people
- I don't believe in work
- yeh, I'm different
- I don't really use facebook
- I never answer my phone
- sorry I already have enough facebook stalkers
- I prefer to be alone
- I'm married
- I'm high maintenance
- who's Angelina Jolie?
- shut up and dance
- what day is it?
- I have a girlfriend
- I'm lazy
- I don't believe in marriage
- I'm way too good for you
- don't knock my dancing, I'm awesome
- I don't get security from a relationship. I get love.
- I was dreaming in spanish
- (academics) are wankers
- why do girls keep apologising when they dance with me?
- I have no respect for authority
- friends are annoying, they keep asking for help
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Actions
- disinterest
- do nothing
- leading
- not following
- disagree
- walk away
- disappear
- approach strangers
- talk to girls
- teach
- play sport
- host a party
- check your phone
- public speaking
- speak a foreign language
- play a musical instrument
- confuse her with someone else
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By Sam Vincente, 20 June 2011, 10:27 AM she pressed herself against me
our noses touched
our heads turned
our smiles grew then faded as
our bodies softened and
we melted into each other
her lips were sweet
her body nimble
so young
so tender
it was like my first kiss
her smell
her touch bought
memories flooding back
time... had stopped
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By Sam Vincente, 14 June 2011, 12:12 PM Check out these results which came out of a study called Variability of Human Mating Strategies. They basically correlate external events to promiscuity. I've highlighted the interesting stuff.
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Decreased Female Promiscuity |
- Increased social networking
- Ex-partner pursuing
- Ex-partner argument reconciliation
- Lack of quality time together
- Increase in male approaches
- Cruel behaviour from males
- Partner is away from home
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- Started a new relationship
- Partner showing loving behaviour
- Passionate experience with a new individual
- Asked out on a date
- Started trying for a baby
- Feeling guilty about being approached
- Rejection from a love interest
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By Sam Vincente, 8 June 2011, 4:17 PM Here are some interesting photos I found online showing the subtle differences between a 10 and a 5.
Of course, when I say "10" I'm presuming she can sing, cook, strip, dance, and make me breakfast in the morning.
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